Gun Oil

If the military issued a lubricant, this is what they would distribute with the condoms and artillery. Gun Oil is made with a proprietary, three-molecule silicone blend that keeps a Privates' parts well lubricated. Ultra-concentrated and water-resistant, Gun Oil won't break down or dry out providing longer-lasting, slicker battle rhythm during surface-to-surface contact or in under-water missions. Vitamin E and Aloe Vera are added to minimize skin irritation and protect tissues.