The original Sue
Johanson Head Honcho Masturbator! For those of you who don't know Sue Johanson,
just google her. She is one of the most (if not the most) revered sex
talkshow hosts in history. She is getting up there in years now, but she spent
the majority of her life traveling the globe to educate people (lots of college
kids) on healthy sexuality - so naturally she is a hero of ours and we are
always happy to check out a product she endorses.
The Head
Honcho Masturbator is not magical - it won't pay your mortgage - it can't
help you pick sports teams and it wont find you true love. It is just a
masturbator - but like all of our masturbators, it has some special attributes
(otherwise we would not carry it).
Here is
what we love about this particular chunk of TPR jelly:
It is
studded with nubs and nodules throughout its insides as well as at its entrance
- as you slide inside for the first time you will feel sensations at the very
first millimeter of penetration. It has 3 air chambers that create a unique suction
experience during stroking. But most of all, one thing we really love is the
tapered exterior design - finally, a stroker with an obvious gripping-point -
grab around the wide neck of this bad boy and go to town!
Thank you
Sue for a lifetime of awesome service to the world (and for not just giving us another run-of-the-mill masturbator...there are far too
many!)
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